Saturday Quotes
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
You never like to get beat at home. Splitting at each team’s stadium is not the way to do it.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I wondered if I’d ever see another Saturday night.
I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people.
But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I’d listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and try to pick out the different instruments.
I am enjoying being manager - except for Saturday afternoons.
The manager pulled me aside on the Saturday morning and said that he will be the one deciding when I’m going to be retiring.
I can’t understand why more people aren’t bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
A Christian is a man who feels
Repentance on a Sunday
For what he did on Saturday
And is going to do on Monday.
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that’s for sure. There’s nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I’d only been away for a week.
Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it’s only Thursday morning.
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
I’ve signed a long term contract. I think it’s a six week contract, but it could be seven weeks with a win on Saturday!
I wasn’t really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I’m not like an impressionist or anything.
If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night… your friends.
It’s the national addiction: warmth on chilly winter nights, innocence on Saturday afternoons, the essence of hearth, home and blissful abandon.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.
Well, he doesn’t make me laugh. I think I’ve got a fair sense of humor but I can’t really see it in him. I’ve listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that’s a load of mince as well.