Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.

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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so I better take that one out of your hand.

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so I better take that one out of your hand.

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I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear”…….. most words.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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