Funny Love Quotes
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy, Her heart.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.
The ideal man goes home early,
Doesn’t flirt,
Doesn’t drink,
Doesn’tsmoke,
Doesn’t gamble,
Doesn’t womanize,
And DOESN’T EXIST!!! hahaha!
One day, Miss Perfect knocked on my door; needing help with her flat tire; but I was out screwing a girl I knew for 5 minutes.
If you see her again, please tell her to come back!
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria… I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A light heart lives long.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.
Never sign a Valentine with your own name.
Are trying to talk about love because there is no love in your life