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Mad Quotes

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He’s from England, he’s angry and he’s got Mad Power Disease.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.

If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass!

How many times has this happened to you?

Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am

I didn’t come here to dicuss it, I came here to say it. I’m through.

Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he’ll show you the door!

Am I going mad, or did the word ‘think’ just escape your lips?”

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: Why not add a..

which, if true, might drive a wise man mad.

A mad, keen photographer needs to get out into the world and work and make mistakes.

I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.

I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.

We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.

God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.

My dream is to go swimming in my Halloween costume.

I learned a secret in school: lmnop isn’t one letter, it’s like.

Well, how does that makes you feel?

Now just a minute! Alright, so the Goose bought it, but that’s the way he always came in the world..

Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he’ll show you the door!

Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease.

Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime.

Thank’s to the new welfare bill, the question “Paper or plastic?” now refers to many American’s sleeping arrangements.

In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!

Inglorious spot, While round us bark the mad hungry dogs, Making their mock.