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They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Wednesday’s child is full of woe.

Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

I went out to the Derby on Wednesday and think it is the most interesting thing I ever saw over here.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

The following Wednesday, I opted to go with Random House.

I’ve got to wait until Wednesday until I start throwing, hitting, see how it feels, … I want to take my time.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Like an immense flock of chattering birds observing precise migratory habits, every Wednesday, just a few minutes before noon, they swoop down upon the midtown area.

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

We have resumed natural gas supply from the field on Wednesday at 4:15 p.m. to the national grid.

Keep your fingers crossed. Wednesday looks like a break.

We got the three points. That’s all you can say. … We have to do much better on Wednesday.

“I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message – get the job done.

This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Born on Monday, fair in the face; Born on Tuesday, full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, sour and sad; Born on Thursday, merry and glad; Born on Friday, worthily given.

Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good – we want it Tuesday.

Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.

Tuesday’s child is full of grace.

I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday.

Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.

There was a time… when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on.

Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I’ll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn’t kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he’d been training.

We don’t want the television script good. We want it Tuesday.

I think my greatest single achievement took place on a Tuesday in March, when, with much bribery and corruption, I got them to clear the Grand Canal. That was truly Wagnerian.

Monday is the key day of the week.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o’clock. And you’ve got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.

A Monday morning quarterback.

I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday.

Monday religion is better than Sunday profession.

A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

He’s a gent from Monday to Friday… then on Saturday, out comes the beast.

The geopolitical situation with Iran and the meeting on Monday…is weighing heavily on the market.

We expect to sign Monday. We’ve agreed to terms with the Lakers.

There was more activity now on Monday and Tuesday than there has ever been.

There may be a strike on Monday.

Next week we’ll have a soft start since U.S. markets will be closed Monday and trading is likely to show very thin.

Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living.

What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.

If you can’t forgive and forget, pick one.

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.

Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself.

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.

There’s no point in burying a hatchet if you’re going to put up a marker on the site.

Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Yes, this is what good is: to forgive evil. There is no other good.

What we forgive too freely doesn’t stay forgiven.

It’s far easier to forgive an enemy after you’ve got even with him.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Without forgiveness life is governed by… an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation.