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Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?

Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It’s funny because I think it’s better inside.

A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race.
A woman only needs to be available.

The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free Is that sex for money usually costs a lot less!

It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself.

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.

Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Fear of sexuality is the new, disease-sponsored register of the universe of fear in which everyone now lives.

A woman is like a horse, she needs to know that she is being riden firm and strong.

There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It’s all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.

There’s no reason that the government should prevent homosexuals from entering civil marriages because some religions object to the concept, any more than the government should ban atheism because some religions object to it.

Marriage is both a civil and because some religions object to the concept, any more than the government should ban atheism because some religions object to it.

Very few lasting relationships are made in bed. Fantasies may begin and end there; true love does not.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.

I looked up the term “venerable.

I was quite confused, but what could I do? Tell my parents I had been scanning the book of quotes for all the references to sex?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.

I believe in making the world safe for our children,
but not our children’s children, because
I don’t think children should be having sex.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure,
but because of the suffering it brings.

There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Only great minds can afford a simple style.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

This is what the painter, the poet, the speculative philosopher, and the natural scientists do, each in his own fashion.

Fashion your life as a garland of beautiful deeds.

People fashion their God after their own understanding. They make their God first and worship him afterwards.

People in America, of course, live in all sorts of fashions, because they are foreigners, or unlucky, or depraved, or without ambition; people live like that, but Americans live in white detached houses with green shutters. Rigidly, blindly, the dream takes precedence.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie – and it’s a compliment.

My team talk was very simple. I said: ‘Let’s just have an old-fashioned match, get the right result and go out for a few drinks afterwards’. It seemed to work better than all the tactical crap.

Men act like women and it’s difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old fashioned way.

Disco is a major influence in the world of fashion.

Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it is wise to affect ignorance.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

The dress must follow the body of a woman, not the body following the shape of the dress.

Respect is love in plain clothes.

Fashions fade, style is eternal.

Dumpy frump a fashion disaster.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.

A good model can advance fashion by ten years.

A woman’s dress should be like a barbedwire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.

Beauty of style and harmony and grace and good rhythm depend on simplicity.

So soon as a fashion is universal, it is out of date.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

The fear of becoming a ‘has-been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.

Fashion is in a terrible state. An overdose of too much flesh.

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.

A designer is only as good as a star who wears her clothes.

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Fashion condemns us to many follies; the greatest is to make ourselves its slave.

Kindness is always fashionable.

A woman’s dress should be like a
barbed- wire fence: serving its purpose
without obstructing the view.

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.