Coffee Quotes and Sayings
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
A coffee break for Sisyphus!
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
One more cup of coffee before I go to the valley below…|
I had some dreams. They were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Many a famous person has had something to day about tea and coffee.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks
Coffee it is best to buy by the bag,
as it improves by keeping. Let it hang
in the bag, in a dry place, and it
loses its rank smell and taste.
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
Brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ.
Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.
When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army.
There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.
We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.
See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
A certain Liquor which they call Coffee…which will soon intoxicate the brain.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time,scald their chops, and spend their money,
all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter,stinking nauseous puddle water.
The Women’s Petition Against Coffee
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
I like my coffee black, just like my metal.
Strong coffee, and plenty, awakens me. It gives me warmth, an unusual force, a pain that is not without pleasure. I would rather suffer than be senseless.
When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing.
n my next life, I want to be tall and thin, parallel park and make good coffee. But for now, I have lots of stuff to work out in my life, but I’ll have that until the day I die. I want to write more books
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.
A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
I like my coffee strong and my women weak.
I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.
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