Dating Quotes and Sayings
The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name.’
Computer dating is fine… if you’re a computer.
I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…
Love is perfect kindness.
Love never claims, it ever gives.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.
Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she’s dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, ‘Which one, Hades?’
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.
Justin, during a time when she was!
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
My grandmother’s 90. She’s dating. He’s about 93. It’s going great. They never argue. They can’t hear each other.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says, ‘I’m cheap!
I just met a wonderful new man. He’s fictional, but you can’t have everything.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart.
Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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