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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

You never like to get beat at home. Splitting at each team’s stadium is not the way to do it.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I wondered if I’d ever see another Saturday night.

I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people.

But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I’d listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and try to pick out the different instruments.

I am enjoying being manager – except for Saturday afternoons.

The manager pulled me aside on the Saturday morning and said that he will be the one deciding when I’m going to be retiring.

I can’t understand why more people aren’t bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

A Christian is a man who feels
Repentance on a Sunday
For what he did on Saturday
And is going to do on Monday.

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that’s for sure. There’s nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I’d only been away for a week.

Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it’s only Thursday morning.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

I’ve signed a long term contract. I think it’s a six week contract, but it could be seven weeks with a win on Saturday!

I wasn’t really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live – I’m not like an impressionist or anything.

If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night… your friends.

It’s the national addiction: warmth on chilly winter nights, innocence on Saturday afternoons, the essence of hearth, home and blissful abandon.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.

Well, he doesn’t make me laugh. I think I’ve got a fair sense of humor but I can’t really see it in him. I’ve listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that’s a load of mince as well.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it’s only Thursday morning.

After the departure of the land parties, I embarked with six men on thursday, the 21st april, on board my newly made boat and began the descent of the river.

On Thursday [when the game of croquet took place] the deputy prime minister was not standing in for the prime minister.

We will probably sell out, and we encourage everyone to get their passes before Thursday.

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

We do know where we are going on Thursday. We will be here.

If they don’t come up with something, the fines will go into effect at 12:01 a.m. Thursday morning.

I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Wednesday’s child is full of woe.

Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.

I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.

I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

I went out to the Derby on Wednesday and think it is the most interesting thing I ever saw over here.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

The following Wednesday, I opted to go with Random House.

I’ve got to wait until Wednesday until I start throwing, hitting, see how it feels, … I want to take my time.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Like an immense flock of chattering birds observing precise migratory habits, every Wednesday, just a few minutes before noon, they swoop down upon the midtown area.

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

We have resumed natural gas supply from the field on Wednesday at 4:15 p.m. to the national grid.

Keep your fingers crossed. Wednesday looks like a break.

We got the three points. That’s all you can say. … We have to do much better on Wednesday.

“I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message – get the job done.

This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Born on Monday, fair in the face; Born on Tuesday, full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, sour and sad; Born on Thursday, merry and glad; Born on Friday, worthily given.

Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good – we want it Tuesday.

Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.

Tuesday’s child is full of grace.

I always give 100% at work:

13% Monday

22% Tuesday

26% Wednesday

35% Thursday

4% Friday.

Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.

There was a time… when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on.

Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I’ll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn’t kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he’d been training.

We don’t want the television script good. We want it Tuesday.

I think my greatest single achievement took place on a Tuesday in March, when, with much bribery and corruption, I got them to clear the Grand Canal. That was truly Wagnerian.

Monday is the key day of the week.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o’clock. And you’ve got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.

A Monday morning quarterback.

I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday.

Monday religion is better than Sunday profession.

A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

He’s a gent from Monday to Friday… then on Saturday, out comes the beast.

The geopolitical situation with Iran and the meeting on Monday…is weighing heavily on the market.

We expect to sign Monday. We’ve agreed to terms with the Lakers.

There was more activity now on Monday and Tuesday than there has ever been.

There may be a strike on Monday.

Next week we’ll have a soft start since U.S. markets will be closed Monday and trading is likely to show very thin.