Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
A birthday is just the first day of another [...]
Funny Exam Quotes
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
The night [...]
Funny Love Quotes
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy, Her heart.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work [...]
Funny Party Quotes
Live For Today…Plan For Tomorrow…Party Tonight!
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
I know it sounds like the party line, but I just love doing this show, … Larry is just an odd man, and in such an inappropriate way. He’s funny. He’s a genius, and he’s [...]
Funny Quotes
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to [...]