Sayingszone

Chuckles: I’m betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Chuckles: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills him]

Lucius Fox: Now that’s more like it, Mr. Wayne.

The Joker: Let’s put a smile on that face!

The Joker: [after Rachel knees him in the groin] Ooh, a little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you’re going to love me.

The Joker: Evening, Commissioner…
[smacks his lips]

The Joker: [to Batman] You’ve changed things… forever. There’s no going back. You see, to them, you’re just a freak… like me!

The Joker: And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule…

Bartender: Dent! I thought you were dead!
Harvey Dent: Half…

The Joker: Starting tonight… people will die. I’m a man of my word.
[laughs]

Alarm Guy: So why do they call him “the Joker”?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

The Joker: It’s all… part of the plan.

The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, hit me!

Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face – the right choice. Gotham needs you.

The Joker: Why… so… serious?

Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is… custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

Harvey Dent: Rachel’s told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I truly hope not.

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand. Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Mary Jane Watson: What’s happened to you?
Peter Parker: I don’t know… But I have to stop it.

Miss Brant: Your shots are so good.
Peter Parker: I’d love to shoot you sometime.
Miss Brant: Peter Parker… oh, Peter…

Harry Osborn: It’s a funny feeling, not knowing who you are. I get bopped on the head and I’m free as a bird

Peter Parker: You’re trash, Brock.

Peter Parker: Remember Ben Parker?
Flint Marko: What does it matter to you anyway?
Peter Parker: Everything!

Peter Parker: I don’t need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

Aunt May: Uncle Ben wouldn’t want us living with revenge in our hearts, it’s like a poison. It can take you over and turn us into something ugly.

Peter Parker: I don’t know what to do…
Aunt May: I’m sure you’ll find it within yourself to do the right thing.

Peter Parker: This man killed my uncle, and he’s still out there!

Crowd: [cheering] Kiss him! Kiss him!
Peter Parker: Go ahead, lay one on me!
Gwen Stacy: Really?
Peter Parker: Yeah! They’ll love it!
Child in Crowd: [covering eyes] Don’t do it, Spidey!
[Gwen pulls a part of Spider-Man's mask down; they kiss]
Child in Crowd: Eww…

Peter Parker: Eddie… We can settle this…
Eddie Brock: you got a point there, Parker…
Eddie Brock: I’m thinking… Humiliation. Like what you did to me. You remember, Parker? Remember? You took my girl away from me. Now, I’m gonna take yours away from you.
[Later in the film]
Peter Parker: Eddie, it’s the suit. You’ve got to take it off.
Eddie Brock: Yeah, You’d like that, wouldn’t ya?
Peter Parker: I’ve been there, Eddie. The power; it feels good. But you’ll lose yourself to it. It’ll destroy you. Take the suit off Eddie, it’s not too late!
Eddie Brock: ["Thinking" about it] Nah… I like being *Bad*. It makes me… -HAPPY…

Norman Osborn: You’ve taken your eye off the ball…

Harry Osborn: [Helping Spider-Man up] Came just in time
Peter Parker: Actually, a few minutes earlier wouldn’t have been so bad

Venom: We want him dead too, Flint.

New Goblin: If you wanna see Peter alive again, you’re gonna do something for me.

Mary Jane Watson: Do you want to push me away?
Peter Parker: Push you away? Why would I want to push you away… I love you!

J. Jonah Jameson: Parker? Parker? Where are you?
[looks at the girl with the camera]
J. Jonah Jameson: Hey kid you wanna job?
Girl with Camera: Why would I wanna job? I’m just a kid.
J. Jonah Jameson: How much for the camera?
Girl with Camera: A hundred bucks.
J. Jonah Jameson: A hundred bucks?
[looks up again]
J. Jonah Jameson: OK.
[gives the money to the girl and gets the camera]
J. Jonah Jameson: [tries to shoot, but the camera's empty]
[looks at the girl]
Girl with Camera: Film’s extra!

Aunt May: How’s Mary Jane?
Peter Parker: I don’t know…
Aunt May: I never heard from you. Did you ever propose?
Peter Parker: You said a husband’s got to put his wife before himself.
[puts the ring in her hand]
Peter Parker: I’m not ready…
Aunt May: But what happened? You seemed so sure.
Peter Parker: Yeah… I uh… I hurt her, Aunt May. I don’t know what to do…
Aunt May: You start by doing the hardest thing, you forgive yourself. I believe in you, Peter. You’re a good person, and I know you’ll find a way to put it right.
[Places the ring on the TV]
Aunt May: In time…

Peter Parker: Stings doesn’t it?
Harry Osborn: I protected you in high school, but now I’m gonna kick your little ass!
Peter Parker: Oooh!

Flint Marko: I’m not asking for your forgiveness. I just want you to understand.
Peter Parker: I forgive you.

Anchorman: This could be a tragic day for the people of New York… it could be the end of Spider-Man…

Dr. Curt Connors: It enhances aggression…
[the symbiote slithers towards Peter, but it's quickly trapped under a glass]
Dr. Curt Connors: It seems to like you.

Eddie Brock: It’s Brock sir, Edward Brock Jr. I’m here humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing… I want you to kill Peter Parker

Eddie Brock: Spidey, love the new outfit. Give me some of that web action.

Aunt May: [handing Peter her wedding ring] Your Uncle Ben gave me this ring when he proposed to me. Use it to make her yours…

Emma Marko: [to Flint Marko] You can’t hide here, Flint.

Captain Stacy: What’s she doing up there?
Eddie Brock: I don’t know I just saw her last night she said that she had a modeling gig.
Captain Stacy: Who are you?
Eddie Brock: It’s Brock sir, Edward Brock Jr. and I work at the Daily Bugle… and I’m dating your daughter

Eddie Brock: Please, I’m begging you. If you do this, I will lose everything. There’s not a paper in town that’ll hire me.
Peter Parker: You should have thought of that earlier.

Spider-Man: [Both at top speed on the New Goblin's glider] This thing got any more?
New Goblin: Hang on!
Spider-Man: To what?

[a grenade lands at his feet] Dwight: And everything seemed to be going so well.

Cardinal Roark: Kevin?
Marv: What’s left of him, anyway. The dog ate the rest.

Wendy: [to Marv] You can call me Goldie.

Dwight: She doesn’t quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Dwight: Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He’d be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody’s face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They would’ve tossed him girls like Nancy back then.

Dwight: This clown’s out of control. I followed him here to make sure he didn’t hurt any of the girls.
Gail: Us helpless little girls.

Hartigan: There’s wrong, and then there’s wrong, and then there’s this.

Dwight: You made a big mistake yourself…you didn’t flush.

Dwight: Miho, I hope to hell ya left one of them alive enough to talk.

Hartigan: Let go of my coat, Bob.

Marv: You can scream now if you want.

Marv: Modern cars — they all look like electric shavers.

Dwight, Gail: Yeesh.

Cardinal Roark: Is killing me going to bring you joy?
Marv: Not in the killing. But everything leading up to it is gonna be a gas.

Dwight: A hardtop, with a decent engine, and make sure it’s got a big trunk.

Marv: I had a fight with some cops.
Lucille: Didn’t happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Not that I know of, but they know they been in a fight, that’s for damn sure.

Dwight: The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter… and so am I.

Shellie: I’ve done some dumb things.
Dwight: Seeing as how I’m one of those dumb things, I can’t give you too hard a time on that, Shellie.

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.

James Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.
Lee: Follow the rich white man?
James Carter: Behind every big crime there’s a rich white man waiting for his cut.

[Carter throws Lee's CD out the window]
Lee: That’s my CD! Don’t you ever touch a Chinese man’s CD!

[after Isabella kisses Lee]
James Carter: I saw that. You played it smooth too, walkin’ away like that.
Lee: Yeah, I’m a player.

James Carter: All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!

James Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
Lee: They will torture us for three days.
James Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
James Carter: Cut off our eggrolls? Oh hell no! We gotta get out of here! Don’t give up!

James Carter: Why didn’t you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?
Lee: I did.
James Carter: No you did not!
Lee: I said “mmm!”
James Carter: What the hell is “mmm!”
Lee: mmmboom!

Lee: I’ll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don’t like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
James Carter: Blend in? I’m two feet taller than everyone in here.

Lee: That’s Ricky Tan.
James Carter: That’s Ricky Tan? Man, that’s a midget in a bathrobe!

James Carter: [to Lee at a massage parlor] What’s wrong with you man? You never step in front of a black man at a buffet line.

James Carter: [In a casino] I have a dream! That one day, white people, and black people… and even Chinese people, can gamble together with the same number of chips!

Lee: I’m sorry.
James Carter: You sorry? I’ve got some old man’s chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you can say is sorry?

[about to fight Hu Li]
James Carter: I’m gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I’d like to take to the movies.

James Carter: I’m tall, dark and handsome, and you’re third world ugly.

James Carter: When the shootin’ started, he was way too cool. And normally when there’s shootin’ white people aren’t that cool, man. They either run around in circles, or screaming out ‘Aaaaagh!’

Massage Parlor Hostess: You ever have massage by Chinese girl before?
James Carter: No, but I heard it was the bomb.

[In Cantonese]
Lee: Where did you learn that?
Kenny: Master Ching.
Lee: Master Ching of Hong Kong?
Kenny: No, Freddy Ching on Crenshaw.
Lee: They’re brothers.

[In Cantonese]
Kenny: [pointing to Carter] Why are you hangin’ with 7-11?
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: Yeah, his mouth never closes.

Lee: [outtake] I always dreamed to square martin.

Lee: If you reach for that gun, I’ll kill you.
Ricky Tan: Aren’t you forgetting? I’m already dead.

Ricky Tan: You Americans are so funny.
James Carter: And you Asians don’t hear too well.

James Carter: How come you ain’t got no black people performing in this casino? We ain’t good enough for you?
Pit Boss: We got Lionel Ritchie!
James Carter: Lionel Ritchie ain’t been black since the commodores!

Lee: Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic.
James Carter: Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y’all be trippin’: “Giaca! Giaca!”

James Carter: Good kick, Lee!
Lee: It was an accident.
James Carter: That’s okay. We’ll just say he tried to catch a cab.

Lee: You owe me a copy of the Beach Boy’s greatest hits.
James Carter: Don’t you go having gettin’ an attitude with me Lee. I been here three days and ain’t done nothin’ but work your cases. The only reason why I’m here in Hong Kong is ’cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I’m on vacation, man! and I want some mu shu.
Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
James Carter: No, not mushu? MU shu. I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the SHU.

Old Lady on Stairs in Bamboo-Climbing Fight: [to James Carter] Move aside, Kobe!

James Carter: Whoa, man. I ain’t going in there!
Lee: Come on!
James Carter: There’s rats in there!
Lee: There’s no rats!
James Carter: Look at that rat!
[Lee leaves, and Carter reluctantly follows]

James Carter: What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?

James Carter: There’s two million people here in China, let one of them be your partner!

James Carter: Lee, what happened?
Lee: You left me!
James Carter: No, I didn’t! I was waitin’ up there for you!

James Carter: I heard that. I heard that. Don’t be talkin’ ’bout me, man!

James Carter: Oh I know I don’t think I see what I see what I’m thinkin!

James Carter: Throw it Lee!
Lee: Where?
James Carter: Lee Throw it!
Lee: Where?
James Carter: Throw the bomb over the edge! Throw it, throw it! Throw it over the edge!
Lee: No, there’s people down there.
James Carter: Lee throw it!
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: Lee!
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: …Lee!
Lee: Carter!

[running down a Hong Kong street]
James Carter: Out of the way! LAPD!

James Carter: Drop the blade and let the bird go.

James Carter: What are they gonna do to us Li?
Lee: First they will torture us for 3 days.
James Carter: Ok,I can take that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our egg roles.
James Carter: Cut off our egg roles… Aww hell no we gotta get outta here

Lee: [exasperated sigh] You will never understand me.
James Carter: You right, because I didn’t even understand what you said to me right then!

[Lee and Carter are trying to get a bomb out of Isabella's suite]
[to Lee]
James Carter: Kick the door.
Lee: [Lee kicks open the door] No, no, no, no, no.
[Takes the bomb from Isabella]
James Carter: [Looking at Isabella in her bra and panties] Damn you fine.
Lee: Carter!

James Carter: Who the hell was that?

James Carter: Lord Jesus, I don’t wanna die!

Lee: I wish they all could… Hey, hey, hey, hey. That was my CD! Don’t you ever touch a Chinese man’s CD.

Carter: (Speaks Chinese.) Okay, liston up! (More Chinese.) Right now! What did I just say?
Lee: You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords and shave your butt.
Carter: I said that?
Lee: Yes.

Dieter: No, I never wanted to go to war. I just wanted to fly.

Duane: You’re a strange bird, Dieter. A man tries to kill you and you want his job.

Dieter: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When you have an itch, scratch it.

Duane: [looking at the smoking remains of the huts Dieter burned down] I dreamed there was a fire.

Dieter: I love America. America gave me wings.

Dieter: When I was uhh… five or somethin’, I was looking out the window, with my brother… and we see this fighter plane was coming right at us. I was not scared. I was mesmerized! Because for me, this pilot was this all-mighty being from the clouds. From that moment on, I knew I wanted to be him. I wanted to be one of them. I wanted to be a pilot.