Sayingszone

Limbo: Apes in cages… right!

Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don’t we?
Captain Leo Davidson: Ever consider an actual boyfriend?
Lt. Col.Grace Alexander: You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I’ll stick with my chimps.

Limbo: The young ones make great pets. Just make sure you kill them before they mature. Believe me, the last thing you want is a human teenager running around your house.

Ari: It’s disgusting the way we treat humans.

[When confronting each other on the battle field]
Krull: My fight is with Thade, not you.
Attar: Then your fight, is with me.

General Thade: Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.

Tival: They all want to see this human who defies the apes.

Captain Leo Davidson: Shut up! That goes for all species.

General Thade: Get me the spaceman!

Limbo: [emerging from his hiding place] Oh! It’s over already? I was *just* about to make my move…

Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can’t swim.
Ari: We drown!
Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.

Limbo: Can’t we all just get along?

Attar: Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!

General Thade: Is there a soul in there?

Thade’s Father: Damn them! Damn them all to hell!

Captain Leo Davidson: Never send a monkey to do a man’s job.

Captain Leo Davidson: How did the apes get this way?
Daena: What other way would they be?
Captain Leo Davidson: They would be begging me for a treat right now.

Daena: What tribe are you from?
Captain Leo Davidson: United States Air Force, and I’m going back.

Ari: You know one day they’ll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, but, it was never real. But I’ll know.

Captain Leo Davidson: Our apes couldn’t talk.
Ari: Maybe they chose not to… given the way you treated them.

[When telling the human tribes to run away while they can]
Captain Leo Davidson: Look, you gotta make your people understand, it’s over there’s no help coming.
Daena: You came.

Captain Leo Davidson: I think it’s fair to call this hostile territory.

Captain Leo Davidson: Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.

Captain Leo Davidson: I’m going to get my chimp.

Ari: Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?
Gorilla kid: My father
Ari: Did he ?He’s wrong very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.
Gorilla kid: Human lover!

Barbossa: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.

Jack Sparrow: Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and sails; that’s what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, is freedom.

Governor Weatherby Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must’ve learnt not to breathe.

[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth]
Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain… Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: …for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature…
Elizabeth: This is wrong…
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: …impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England…
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
Town Clerk: …arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Elizabeth: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Captain Barbossa: Gents… take a walk!

Mr. Gibbs: Blast, I’m already awake!

Lt. Groves: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

Commodore Norrington: Had a brush with the East India Trading Company, did we? Pirate!

Mullroy: I never would have thought of that.
Jack: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore.

Jack: Easy on the goods, Darling.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

Commodore Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.

Pintel: [talking to Will] No reason to fret, just a prick in the finger, few drops of blood…
Twigg: No mistakes this time; he’s only half Turner. We spill it all!
Pintel: …Guess there is reason to fret.

[woman approaches Jack]
Jack Sparrow: Scarlett!
[Scarlett slaps him and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [another woman approaches him] Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: Wha-?
[Giselle slaps him.]
Jack: …I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: That is the child of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His only child. Savvy?
Mr. Gibbs: ‘Leverage,’ says you. ‘I think I feel a change in the wind,’ says I.

Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

Elizabeth: [after Barbossa has cut her hand slightly] That’s it?
Barbossa: Waste not…

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner.

Jacoby: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it’s much worse than you think.

Jack Harmen:Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.

Eugene Kittridge: I understand you’re very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You’ve never seen me very upset.

Ethen: Can I ask you something Kitridge?
Kitridge: Why…certainly Ethen.
Ethen: If you were dealing with someone who’s crushed, stabbed, shot, and detinated five members of his own IMF team, how devistated do you think your going to make him by marching Ma and Uncle Donanld down to the count court house?
Kitridge: I don’t know Ethen…why don’t you tell me *Ethen hangs up*

Barns: We lost him. We needed three more seconds.
Kitridge: He wanted us to know he was in London

Eugene Kittridge:Everybody has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that’s personally important to him and you squeeze.

Kittridge:I can understand you’re very upset.
Ethan: Kitridge, you’ve never seen me very upset.

Franz Krieger: While we’re in Virginia, let’s stop by Fort Knox. I’ll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA!

Kittridge: Alright Hunt, enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled and killed, and you have done it using loyalites on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!

Eugene Kittridge: [after Donloe's vault is hacked] I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.

Senator John Waltzer: We were living in a democracy the last time I checked

Sarah Davies: Tell me, Senator, do you all have someone on your staff named Jack?
Senator John Waltzer: Jack… I believe we did have a Jack. An unreliable fellow as I recall. Constantly late, and behind in his work. I was forced to tie him behind one of my best stallions and drag him around my barn for a few days.

Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
Max: My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict…
Eugene Kittridge: Well, maybe we’ll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max: I’m sure we can find something I have that you need.

Jim Phelps: Any questions?
Ethan Hunt: Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? ‘Cause I don’t know what you call this.
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Claire Phelps: Hey, I made that coffee.
Ethan Hunt: Exactly.

Luther: Hey, I’m the flavor of the month.

Ethan Hunt: [entering the vault] Krieger, from this point on… absolute silence

Franz Krieger: Is he serious?
Claire Phelps: Always.

Kittridge: These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it for christsakes!

Jack Harmen: [gives Hunt the exploding gum] Just don’t chew it.

Luther Stickell: You really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We’re going to do it.

Ethan Hunt: Saved your ass again, Jack.
Jack Harmen: Give me a break, Pops.
Sarah Davies: Such a nice ass.
Jack Harmen: And a lonely ass.

Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You’ve earned it.

Luther Stickell: Reach your folks?
Ethan Hunt: [nods]
Luther Stickell: How do they feel?
Ethan Hunt: About what?
Luther Stickell: The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
Ethan Hunt: Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.

Ethan: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you’ll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.

Franz Krieger: Try sleight of hand with me and I’ll cut your throat.

Mission Commander Swanbeck: Mr. Hunt, this isn’t mission difficult, it’s mission impossible. “Difficult” should be a walk in the park for you.

Dr. Nekhorvich: Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires, a villain.

Sean Ambrose: You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are — won’t let go of one branch until they’ve got hold of the next.

Billy Baird: You OK, mate?
Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace

Nyah Nordolf-Hall: What are you going to do, spank me?

Sean Ambrose: You know, the hardest part about playing you is grinning like an idiot every fifteen bloody minutes!

Ethan Hunt: We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into Hell. Now we’ll see if it has a chance.

Ethan Hunt: She’s got no training for this.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: To sleep with a man and lie to him? She’s a woman. She’s got all the training she needs.

Mission Commander Swanbeck: Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated “Chimera.” You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third member of your team be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should any memeber of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you’re going. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I’m going, I won’t be on holiday.

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.

The Bride: It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.

The Bride: Then give me one of these.
Hattori Hanzo: These are not for sale.
The Bride: I didn’t say “sell me”. I said “give me”.

The bride: Looked dead, didn’t I? Well I wasn’t, but it wasn’t for lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually Bill’s last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for five years. When I woke up, …I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. I roarded and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. In all, I’ve killed 33 people to get to this point right now. I have only one more. The last one. The one I’m driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination….. I’m gonna Kill Bill.

The Bride: So, O-Ren…any more subordinates for me to kill?

The Bride:Wiggle your big toe.

Elle Driver: I might never have liked you, but that shouldn’t suggest that I don’t respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury that our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.

The housewife: Want some coffee?
The Bride: Yeah, sure.

The Bride: To get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, then wait for the good Doctor Bell to come home, and kill him. That´d be about square.

The Bride: Okinawa. One way.

The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.
[in English]
The Bride: EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other… jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most…
[cocks pistol]
Bill: masochistic.
The Bride: Bill… it’s your baby…
[BLAM!]

The Bride: Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away.
[Go-Go giggles girlishly]
Go Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.

Title Card: Revenge is a dish best served cold

Elle Driver: I might never have liked you, point in fact I despised you. But that shouldn’t suggest I don’t respect you.

O-Ren Ishii: You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

The Bride: This Pasadena homemaker’s name is Jeanne Bell. Her husband is Dr. Lawrence Bell. But back when we were acquainted, five years ago, her name was VERNITA GREEN. Her code name, was “COPPERHEAD”… Mine was BLACK MAMBA.

Sofie: Burn in hell, you stupid, stupid blonde! I’ll tell you nothing!

O-Ren: For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.
The Bride: Accepted. [long pause while both catch their breath]
The Bride: Ready?
O-Ren: Come on.