Daredevil Quotes (2003)
Kingpin: I’ll tell everyone what you are.
Daredevil: Yeah, tell them you got beat by a blind man too.
Daredevil: Hi. How you doing?
Jose Quesada: Didn’t you hear? I was acquitted.
Daredevil: Not by me.
Ben Urich: Go get ‘em Matt.
Daredevil: Hey, that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That’s not heaven. That’s the ‘C’ train!
Kingpin: [...]
Die Hard Quotes (1988)
Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
John McClane: A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
Hans [...]
Dumb & Dumber Quotes (1994)
Lloyd: [Harry is choking him barehanded on a picnic table in Aspen] Harry-you’re hands are freezing!
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry: Who’s got the foot long?
Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on [...]
Gladiator Quotes (2000)
Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
Lucilla: My brother hates all the world and you most of all.
Maximus: Because your father chose me.
Lucilla: No. Because my father loved you. And because I loved you.
Proximo:I know that you are a man of your word, General. I know that you [...]
Grindhouse Quotes (2007)
Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It’s your car.
Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. It’s my mom’s car.
Doc Block: I want to eat your brains… and gain your knowledge.
Cherry: It’s go go, not cry cry.
Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do [...]
Hook Quotes (1991)
Kids: Ruf-io, Ru-fio, Ru-fio. Ru-fi-ooooooooooooo.
Peter Banning: [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window
Jack: It’s double layered, it won’t break!
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning: [confiscating the ball] Give me [...]
Hot Fuzz Quotes (2007)
DS Andy Wainwright: It’s alright, Andy! It’s just bolognaise!
Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!
Joyce Cooper: FASCIST!
Nicholas Angel: Hag!
DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy [...]
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes (2000)
Cindy Lou Who: We’re gonna crash!
The Grinch: Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re *horribly mangled*, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
The Grinch: Am I just eating because I’m bored?
The Grinch: Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.
[puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as he shakes [...]
Jaws Quotes (1975)
[Brody sees his son sitting in a small skiff, and yells for him to get out of it]
Ellen Brody: Martin, it’s his birthday tomorrow!
Brody: I don’t want him out on the water!
Ellen Brody: He is not out on the water, he is in a boat! He’s not going to go in the water! I don’t [...]
Jumanji Quotes (1995)
Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don’t have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.
Alan Parrish: [in terror] “A hunter from the darkest wild… makes you feel just like a child.”
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.
Alan Parrish: Are you [...]