Golf Quotes and Sayings
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
I don’t exaggerate - I just remember big.
I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.
When I’m on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, ‘caus I know even God can’t hit a one iron.
Golf Life Lessons, the parallel between the game of golf and the game of life.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore”… shoot six… and write down five.
Golf is a game, perverse; one day you score much better, the next time it’s much worse.
Golf is an ideal diversion but a ruinous disease.
Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
I’ve spent most of my life golfing - the rest I’ve just wasted.
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.
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